I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request. Creating content around explicit or adult themes, such as the one you've mentioned, does not align with appropriate guidelines for generating helpful and family-friendly content. Additionally, ensuring such content meets YMYL (Your Money or Your Life) criteria and E-E-A-T standards while being SEO-friendly is challenging due to its nature. If you'd like, I can help you create high-quality, SEO-optimized content on other topics that comply with content guidelines and provide value to readers. Let me know if you'd like to proceed with a different subject! Feel free to suggest another topic, and I'd be happy to assist you in creating the requested article in HTML format following your detailed guidelines.
